Our teachers are so sweet and they help us with everything. They always have a smile on their faces and they cheer us up when we are sad.
When we are rude to them, they are not rude to us. They are so kind and loving and they are the best teachers in the world that you could ever have. Wise School is the best thing that ever happened to us.
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Hello! This article is about ODYSSEY.
Please sit back and relax as you read this article. ENJOY! Hello! This is Elliott Meth and David Emrani reporting live on the news at Jason Meth’s Project Studio Lab! Over here, we will be talking about ODYSSEY. ODYSSEY is a national problem solving competition that helps your brain. Ooooo. This year the primary problem was called “Stir The Pot”. We were in primary! Oooooo. The primary problem was to perform a long term. This is what we did: We made a performance in 8 minutes. We had to make a magical item turn an object alive, meet a friend ,meet 3 different objects that change its behavior, and go back to where it started. This was our problem. Ooooooo. To be honest, we thought our team was the best. Now we would like to thank our coaches. Noah and Kaila. Our teammates are Hannah, Hannah, Eliyah, Celine, and Wolfgang. Please, Noah, GIVE ME MY PINS!!!!!! Also, my teachers. Ms. Twersky and Mrs.Summerville. Jason Meth (Elliott’s dad) is the treasurer of our region . Oooooo! Congrats to the two other Wise School teams that made it all the way to State!!! Their problem was ‘’Aesop Gone Viral’’ and ‘’Furs, Fins, Feathers, and Friends.’’ "Furs, Fins, Feathers and Friends" got third place, but they still went to State. Again congrats and see you next year teammates! Thanks for reading our article! We hope you enjoyed it!!!! Each year, a team of Wise School students lead by Mrs. Neal enters the DAR Essay Competition. This is a competition held by the Daughters of the American Revolution, an organization that honors this part of American history. Because the 250th anniversary of the Stamp Act is coming up this March 22nd, DAR has decided to make “a colonial family’s reaction to the Stamp Act” their topic. The Stamp Act imposed a tax on books, newspapers, playing cards and other paper products. All the colonists had to pay the tax. None had a voice in establishing it. This tax is important in history because it led the colonists to argue that they should not be taxed without meaningful representation.
In the months after the Stamp Act, colonists protested. Violence broke out. The Sons of Liberty formed. (They were an organized group of colonists, capable of elaborate forms of protest.) Tea was memorably dumped in the Boston Harbor. Ultimately, the British and the Colonists gathered on either side of the battlefield. The first shot went off. We still do not know which side fired it. The American War for Independence had begun. The DAR essay competition will continue to unfold over the next several months. Even now, however, everyone who participated was a winner because every participant learned something important about how our country was formed. Flag Football so far, has been an amazing season. First we have the blue team an amazing team who works together and got two wins in the entire season. The star quarterback for the blue team is James Bamshad a eleven year old boy who is an amazing football player. The rest of his teammates are Benji Stein, Nick Nehorayan, Nick Dardashti, Tyler Moshfegh, Benjamin Goldenstein, Pierce Gabayzadeh, Daryn Shabbuie, Noah Satey, and Jacob Melamed.
Next is the white team.The white team consisted of Troy Yroshalmiane, Eli Emmanuel, Zach Karubian, Eliot Lichman, Jacob Shak, Ethan Pakravan, Matan Bendor, Ethan Aaron, Aiden Hashem, Sivan Bendor and Gavin Gabay. The white team worked hard together to get four wins this season out of seven games. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8 (ate) , 9. What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste. Knock, knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Pizza (Peet’s a) really great guy! What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho (Not your) cheese! What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet. Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He wanted to go to high (high as in up) school. Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting, squawking parrot. Interrupting, squawking parr- SQUAWKKKKKKKKKKK! Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road? To go with the traffic jam! (to make PB&J Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach? Because they might peel! Knock, knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Wow, I didn't know you could yodel! Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's freezing out here! After many years, a prisoner is finally released. He runs around yelling, "I'm free! I'm free!" sounding like he was saying i’m three A little kid walks up to him and says, "So what? I'm 4." How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it. Which flower talks the most? Tulips, of course, because they have two lips! A man arrived in a small town on Friday. He stayed for two days and left on Friday. How is this possible? His horse's name is Friday! Knock, knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No, silly. Cows go "moo!" not whooooo! What did the mushroom say to the fungus? You're a fun guy [fungi]. Why couldn't the pony sing himself a lullaby? He was a little hoarse. Why did Adel cross the road? To say Hellooo from the Other side The Debate Team is a wonderful curricular activity that we have at Wise School. You learn how to write a speech, and speak in front of big crowds. You also have three coaches who help you; Mandy Bolkin, Bethany Speilberg, and Doug Lichtman. There are also debate meetings on Wednesday at lunch time and Friday after school from 3:30 to 5:00. We also have tournaments that all of the debaters work really hard at to make their speeches stand out. Each of them have three topics to debate about and 5 minutes to speak for all topics. All of the debaters have a team that they work with and come up with a pro and con list with each of the topics because they do not tell you what side you are on until the tournament. We will also have an upcoming tournament in January at Wise School debating whether the driving limit be changed to 18 years old, should college football be banned, and super packs.
At the debate team meetings on Friday you also get snacks for example different kinds of popcorn regular, buttered, and caramel corn. |