There is a choice needed to be made. Zack Greinke is a free agent and has to choose between rival teams, the Los Angeles Dodgers and the San Francisco Giants. The Dodgers do have the most money, the Giants have won the World Series - every other year since 2010. Who will he choose?
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Q:How do you know if a chef is a clown?
A:The food tastes funny Q: Why did the belt get locked up? A: He held up a pair of pants. Q: Why did the blonde become a big basketball fan? A: Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought that she had stopped aging. Q: What do you get when you cross a dog with a telephone? A: A golden receiver. A guy walked into a bar... OUCH! Q:Did you hear about the guy they found dead with his head in his cornflakes? A: The police thought it was a cereal killer. Q:What do you get when you divide the circumference of your jack-o-lantern by its diameter? A: Pumpkin Pi! Q: Two coins add up to thirty cents, and one of them is not a nickel. What are they? A: A quarter and a nickel. Only one of them is not a nickel. Q: Why did the calf cross the road? A: To get to the udder side. Q: Why did the one-handed man cross the road? A: To get to the second hand shop. Q:Why did the student bring a ladder to school A: To get to high school Q: Why do the pilgrims pants always fall down? A: They wear their belts on their head Wise School is a Jewish school. At Wise we learn the meaning of being holy and being a proud Jew. The subjects we have at Wise are reading, integrated studies, math, Hebrew, library, science, PE, Project Studio, technology, Judaic studies, art, and music. We also take a lot of field trips. We celebrate Jewish holidays throughout the year. Wise School has different sports you can join as well. We have the swimming team, basketball ,soccer, football, and volleyball teams. But if you’re not really a athletic person and you don’t like sports, we also have school plays. If you like Wise School soooooo much that you can’t get enough of it, then we also have Camp Wise. We also have Odyssey of the Mind and Debate. All the grades at Wise School are preschool, kindergarten, first grade, second grade, third grade, fourth grade, fifth grade, and sixth grade. At the end of the year to begin summer, we have the Maccabi Games. The Maccabi Games are a bunch of obstacles that you do with your grade at a huge grass field. These are some things you might enjoy at Wise School!
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Breaking News! On Wednesday, the 12th of November, the Blue Team had a big competition! If they would have won their game they would have been in first place (in the league). But instead, we lost. Luckily, it wasn’t that bad of a loss. The outcome came out to be 18 to 22. Though we didn’t get first we still got in 2nd place! Go Wildcats - that is still good. Anyways we still won 3 out of 5 games. Right now as I am saying this it is now soccer for the girls fifth grade.
The sports program for boys and girls in fourth grade is very exciting. Students finally get a chance to experience playing for the school.The girls are swishing jump shots while the boys are throwing touchdowns! Although this is not professional sports the sky's the limit for the hardworking kids. Now getting to the close. Everybody is excited for the new jerseys and the best part is everybody looks good and is looking fly. Hope you come back to see the new news!
Mrs. Weiser speaks out on sports at Wise. "There is pride in the teams and the parents are really into it. I think the coaches are amazing. She likes the jerseys and thinks they look good. "I like how there is sports with all the other subjects. I like sports because you don’t only get in shape, but you have fun while being with your friends and working out." PS Don’t forget to have some Wise sports spirit! Rabbi Yoshi says that the football teams are going to be great if we listen to our coaches. Ethan says, "When you come to our games and were losing do you get disappointed? The girls went undefeated. The boys football team clinched the playoffs. It relates to the Royals - no one should underestimate anyone. Rabbi Yoshi loves the new jerseys. When you see someone on the other team down, do you want to get them up? Do you like it when we lose a game? We said, "Do you like the coaches?" He says, "Over the years I have gotten to know the coaches better." He says last year the the girls soccer team was undefeated. Ethan says can you relate our teams to the time. Never quit, do your best. Show respect. Jokes: By Matan, James, and Daryn
Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours? A: Nacho cheese! Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The elf-abet. Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? A: He wanted to go to high school. Q: Where do pencils go for vacation? A: Pencil-vania. Q: Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach? A: Because they might peel! Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: You put a little boogie in it. Q: Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me? A: A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary. Q: Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl to dance? A: Because he had no guts. Q: Why do bicycles fall over? A: Because they're two-tired! Minecraft VI: The Return We're Back! It’s Ilai and Spencer here with some more Call of the Wildcats Minecraft Edition. Today we’re here to talk about the developing versions of Minecraft, (snapshots.) First you have to enable them by:
2. Then click new or edit profile: 3. Under Version Selection, you should see the top selection: 4. Check the empty box by clicking and then click yes after the window pops up 5. Then click the parallel arrows and find “snapshot” 6. click the highest “snapshot” 7. and then you click PLAY
8. WOW! Now you’re in a devolper version of Minecraft or “Snapshot!”(Currently in 1.9) |